Weird Quotes

Quotes tagged as "weird" (showing 1-30 of 276)
C. JoyBell C.
“There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance.”
C. JoyBell C.

Johnny Depp
“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”
Johnny Depp

Frank Zappa
“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”
Frank Zappa

L. Frank Baum
“That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
L. Frank Baum

Lady Gaga
“A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”
Lady Gaga

Tim Burton
“We all know interspecies romance is weird.”
Tim Burton

Roman Payne
“All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.”
Roman Payne, Rooftop Soliloquy

H.P. Lovecraft
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Mandy Hale
“So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!”
Mandy Hale

Graham Parke
“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

Tori Amos
“I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?”
Tori Amos

Tite Kubo
“You just noticed? You're slow...”
Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 01

Rebecca McKinsey
“I'd rather be a little weird than all boring.”
Rebecca McKinsey

Derek Landy
“Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any
normal questions.”
“Normal questions? Like what?”
“Like, I don’t know, like if Lynch had any enemies.”
“Did Lynch have any enemies?”
“Well, not that I know of, no.”
“Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn’t want to distract me, did you, Kenny?”
“No, that’s not—”
“Are you playing a game with me, Kenny?”
“I don’t know what you’re—”
Inspector Me leaned forward. “Did you kill him?”
“No!”
“It’d be OK if you did.”
Kenny recoiled, horrified. “How would that be OK?”
“Well,” Me said, “maybe not”
Derek Landy, Death Bringer

Jonathan Safran Foer
“Isn’t it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn’t going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls “the National Geographic.” She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it’s too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa’s camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn’t take it with him when he left her. She said, “Maybe he wanted you to have it.”
I said, “But I was negative-thirty years old.” She said, “Still.” Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn’t, because there aren’t enough skulls!”
Jonathan Safran Foer

Tite Kubo
“I know that. What's your point?”
Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 01

E.A. Bucchianeri
“Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly,

Graham Parke
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.”
Em Bailey, Shift

Jasper Fforde
“…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?
What do you mean, odd?'
Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”
Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book

Fiona Wood
“We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.”
Fiona Wood, Six Impossible Things

Phil Lester
“Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.”
Phil Lester

Phil Lester
“It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.”
Phil Lester

Criss Jami
“Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.”
Criss Jami, Healology

Julie Hockley
“The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.”
Julie Hockley, Crow's Row

James Patterson
“It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.”
James Patterson, Angel

Frank Beddor
“And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.”
Frank Beddor, Seeing Redd

“I'm an ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.”
Al Yankovic

Criss Jami
“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.”
Criss Jami, Healology

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